Because I am not an experiences woman.

As a looked like so much experiences woman but as a looked like always single woman, of course it is often that all my female/male friends asked me about their love life, about their private moment with their lover / their husband/ wife
And more often I got invited for the sex talked and sex web cam from all the playboy (not often half of them are married men) in this worlds who thought that I am soooooooooooooooooo lonely (but full of experiences which I could use to teach them) and they could make me happy with their stupid words and will more happy if I could see their naked body!!!!! What the hell they think they are!!!!!!!!!

Now back to the story
1. the fact .. I do not want to hear what all my female or male friends do with their lovers/ their husband / wife. Not mean that I do not want to hear their problems. Not at all. I am really happy if I can help them, at least they knew that whenever that they need friend, they always have me. But to hear how they did at their private moment with their lover, ouch ... it is make me feel sick.

2. Yes, I am above thirty, yes I ever stayed 4 years together with one clever man in this world (clever because he did choose the beautiful woman - name Kharina, as his partner life hahahhhahahahaa), but it did not mean that I knew everything, it did not mean that I knew all the secret recipe to make their lover happy or I knew to solve their "intimacy" problem. If they knew how bad trauma at all aspects at my life that I got because of lived together with that clever man, how bad insomnia that I get since I was with him. May be their regret the questions (as long as they will not feel afraid to their partner after hear that hahhhahahhaa). But how could I tell them about my bad trauma? I could not tell them about my private moment. That is not my way. And how could I tell them what I had to pass through to cure my trauma? Uhm...

I can understand all the curiosities about all the things. But ehm..... I am not a guru. I am not the Kama Sutra writer, I am not pornography actress or pornography author. My age maybe more than them, but my experiences in this case, not more than them. Why do not ask Mr Google, may be they could answer their question :D

Or in positive way, may be they did that because of my face and my body language show how experiences and how comfortable I am as a person to them ?

The problem is : they all laughed on me when I told them that I did not know the answer, they did not believe me, or even think that I am so arrogant, did not want to answer all their questions and requests.

Uhm ... but how could I give them, something that I do not have?